Yay! I finally got an icon! It is one of my favorite eddie jokes!

My second favorite joke is:
"You Americans say 'erbs; we say 'herbs.' Because there is a fucking 'H' in it!"

Favorite number 3:
"I claim India for Great Britain."
"You can't claim us, we live here. All 500 million of us."
"Do you have a flag?"
"Well, no..."
"NO FLAG, NO COUNTRY! That's the rules that I just made up... and I am backing it up with this gun."

#4:
"The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people, people do.' But I think the gun helps. I mean, if you stand there and go 'BANG,' thats not going to do anything, now is it."

Finally #5 (though there are soooo many):
"The Spanish Inquisition wouldn't have worked in the Church of England."
"Talk! Will you talk!"
"But it hurts!"
"Well, loosen it up a bit..."
"I mean, you can't say, 'You must have tea and cake with the vicar...or you die!"

#6 (it just sneaked in):
"Cake or Death is a simple question."
"You, cake or death?"
"Uh, cake please."
"Very well, give him cake."
"You, cake or death?"
"Cake."
"Okay! Give him cake too."
"You man, CAKE OR DEATH?"
"Death...I MEAN CAKE! CAKE!"
"Ahhh, you said death first."
"Well I meant cake."
"oh, alright. You're lucky we're church of england."
"You, cake or death?"
"Cake."
"Well we're out of cake! We only had three bits, and we didn't expect such a rush."
"You mean my choices are 'or death?' Well, I'll have the vegitarian please."

You have now experienced some Eddie Izzard! Horray for you! Now, all you have to do is go to Best Buy (or a similar store) and Buy his DVD called Dress to Kill. Your life will never be the same!